Welcome to WP 2016 badge info dump
fuck it we're doing it live - refresh for more info
last manual timestamp: 20160806 0855 PST
contrary to belief, the keybadge does not unlock the chest...
so what does it unlock??
hint: find out next year when we implement it
(aka Booty Badge)
todo: start github repository, accept patches to make this badge do fucking ANYTHING.
- render (todo on thursday; we're too tired)
- source code (it doesn't exist yet. it isn't created.)
- schematic (this exists, but it doesn't exist here yet.)
Skeleton Key Badge
(aka Boner Badge)